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Wladimir KLiTschko.

Are you still awake ? The mere mention of the name usually adds at least one additional hour to the fight fan’s nightly sleep totals. While excitement levels in WLaD’s division may be at record lows in recent years according to the sport’s devout, on the bright side insomnia levels are down across the board.

In this featured clip Wladimir Klitschko manages to take a moment that fight fans dream of (David Haye arrives at their London Press Conference with “The Shirt” on, and making bold threats), and show a lack of interest and timing that can only be rivaled by BigTime Timmy and his making shameless plugs on OtG BoXiNG RaDIo. WLaD not only has a powerful right as we’ve seen in the past, he has an unparalleled ability to take you out of the excitement of the moment and drop you into the middle of a tedious calculus study session, as he demonstrates here.

Any more press conferences like this one and there is sure to be several thousand good German citizens in line clamoring for refunds.

“Knock-Out in Schalke.” Whoever named this thing must be the same guy writing Wladimir’s lines for him.