OnThEGRiND BoXiNG

Friday, March 27th 2009
Florida, USA

I’M JUST LOOKING FOR ANSWERS…. PLEASE HELP. I’ll swear on everything I love if one of you Clitoris loyalist can answer a few questions and they make sense, I’ll retire & never fight again and never post again. I’ll turn away from boxing. I just need answers. Please. _____________

1. How did Rahman get the fight with Wlady after quitting on the stool against James Toney?
HE CAN BE HEARD SAYING I CANT KEEP GETTING HIT WITH RIGHT HANDS, YOU KNOW HOW TONEY THROWS THAT RIGHT HAND. BY THE WAY HE WAS WOBBLED AGAINST TONEY. AND THEN WENT INTO THE FIGHT WITH WLADY CLIT ON SHORT NOTICE. SHEEESH.

2. How did Brewster get a fight with Wlady CLIT after a 2 year suspension for a eye injury and off of a lost to Liarkovfish?

I KNOW…… HE WAS KNOWN TO BE SHOT AS A FIGHTER. I HAD PREVIOUSLY SAID AND ARGUED WITH KENNY THAT HE HASN’T PROVEN GREATNESS BECAUSE HE DIDN’T BEAT THE GUYS THAT BEAT HIM. HE THEN WENT AND FOUGHT BREWSTER. I SHOULD BE HIS MANAGER.

3. How did Quitali CLIT get a shot at the WBC title after running for traffic cop school mayor in Russia?

I KNOW….. THEY FOUND OUT THAT PETER IS LIVING IN SIN CITY AND LIVING LA VIDA LOCA. FROM AFRICA TO VEGAS BABY! LIFE IS GOOD.

4. How did Holyfield get a shot at Hairy Man Valuev after losing to Sultan?

THEY THOUGHT HE WAS SHOT. THEY DIDN’T TAKE IN CONSIDERATION THAT COMMANDER EVANDER HAS 79 KIDS AND HE NEEDED THOSE GREEN PIECES OF PAPER. BAD.

5. Why didn’t Wlady fight me when I won the WBO title?

HE RATHER WAIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENED WITH ME. AVOID ME. AS SOON AS I LOST TO SULTAN HE QUICKLY RUSHED TO MAKE THAT FIGHT. SULTAN MADE 5 MILLION I HEAR. I COULD’VE USED THAT BREAD. HE SAW SULTAN RUNNING FROM ME WHILE I HAD PNEUMONIA AND FIGURED THIS GUY IS HEARTLESS. HE KNEW LIKE SULTAN AND WARRIORS PROMOTIONS KNEW I WAS SICK. THAT’S WHY THE 1ST FIGHT WAS CANCELED. I WENT TO THEIR DOCTORS AFTER BEING THREATENED TO BE STRIPPED AND SUED AND THEY KNEW I WAS NOT READY. AND YES I DID IT TO FEED MY KIDS. I FELT AS IF IF I COULD TOUCH HIM HE WOULD SLEEP GOOD.

6. Why did CLIT fight Brock in MSG…???

… and NOT ME AFTER SAYING THE FIGHT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. I was born and raised in NYC? I KNOW WHY BECAUSE BROCK’S BIG ASS FACE WAS A TARGET. BULLSEYE… THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN KO’D EARLIER THAN HE WAS. BORING FIGHT BY THE WAY. YOU WONT SEE REPLAYS OF THAT FIGHT ON ESPN CLASSIC.

7. Why did Shelly Finkel pay Kushner six figures to leave him alone and not go to court for lying saying he was fighting me for 10 weeks and that I was signed to the fight?

HE KNEW KUSHNER HAD PROOF. EMAILS, ETC. BUSTED. HE WAS THINKING FUCK OFF WOULD YA.

8. Chagaev THE WBA CHAMPION…. How does he pull off fighting 3 hand picked guys and remain champion for 4 years?

MUST BE THE MONEY THAT’S TURNING ME ON. WHO MADE THAT SONG?

9. If I was to knock out either brother if not both would anyone that hates me preferably Chef THE CLITORIS COOK come clean my pool and take out my garbage on Tuesday and Friday?

I feel like Mr.T and Jack Johnson right now. Black AND greasy with my half white wifey shinning in my gold. I pity the fool. And yes my teeth are gold. BUT YOU CANT SEE THE GOLD ITS INVISIBLE. Yeah I know what your thinking…. TAKE OFF THE ER AT THE END AND PUT AN A. PLEASE….. Yes I am and yes I love it.

PS I’M NOT SNITCHING IM JUST SAYIN’.